These are some funny IRC (remember that old chatting program?) thought i would share:
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
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<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;””
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
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My Favorite Geeky quote (you will not understand if not programmer):
<Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it’s twice as big as it needs to be
<Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces?
<Jumper_> for a programmer it’s a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen