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Situation in Egypt

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Due to internet being cut by the governoment in Egypt because of the protests calling for Mubarak to leave power all my friends and family in Egypt cannot report what is happening over there.

A friend of mine managed to get internet access and asked me to publish the below on her behalf:

View from my balcony

(Under forced curfew)

 

Saturday, 29th of January 2011, turned into a night of terror for the Egyptians, after the tragic turn in events with the withdrawal of ALL police and security forces from the streets of Egyptian, the application of an overnight curfew and the coinciding breakout of dangerous prisoners and thugs in the streets. At 12:30pm I received a phone call from a friend who lives just 10 minutes away saying with a trembling terrorized voice: “There are people from “Kilo 4.5” – an area east of Cairo known for its slums – attacking our street, tell all the people to go down in the street”. In a few moments, all the men and teenagers from our building and the neighboring buildings rushed out to the streets, grabbing everything they could find; broom sticks, pieces of wood and all sorts of kitchen knives, for self-defense. I couldn’t find anything proper to give my dad except the wooden wardrobe hanger, throwing all my clothes on the bed on the way.

It was a moment of true panic, and from that moment onwards, the streets in my beloved Egypt were not the same. The Egyptians were not the same. They grew much stronger, dignified and noble, at least in the eyes of their fellow Egyptians. Every man, every young man and every kid aged 10 years+ was alternating guarding shifts, 24/7, standing in front of their buildings and at street corners with a stick, an electric shocker, a hunting gun, a kitchen knife or anything that would serve as a weapon, in order to provide protection for his neighbors. The following day, Sunday, people started forming protection committees to protect public institutions (hospitals, banks, electricity and water companies, etc.) while some guys choose to act as traffic officers and inspectors, forming checkpoints in main streets. Drivers were cooperative, they’d willingly hand their IDs and car licenses and open their trunks for inspection to young men who politely apologize for the inconvenience and explain that the security check is for everybody’s safety sake. The streets themselves have turned into military camps, with barricades set up at every street entrance (sometimes using plain sand bags and rocks). At night, fires were lit-up in order to provide warmth for the civil night-guards who have divided themselves into groups that stand every few hundred meters away from each other, and labeled these groups with consecutive numbers. To help them stay awake, each group would call the number of the following one every hour, the called group would yell back indicating that they are stable and alert.

Saturday night, at 1:30am and just as I was about to sleep, I had to jump out of bed and rush into the balcony following my parents as we heard loud whistles (the call sign for “S.O.S” among the civil guards) and people running and yelling towards the corner of the street, which was clearly visible from the balcony. We watched as people gathered around a guy that was apparently caught while trying to jump off a nearby fence. The men yelled calling for anyone with a gun to come and help them lest the intruder escapes, then we all waited for the patrolling army tank that the army had dedicated for our neighborhood (as it did all over Cairo neighborhoods) to come and pick up the arrested thug..

Today I walked to the office where I work, past the civil checkpoints and army soldiers spread about in main streets. Many of the passer-bys hold sticks in their hands. It’s almost as if all Egyptians became a primitive tribal clan. However, unlike yesterday and the day before, people are becoming more confident to go out in the streets, some even say streets are now safer than it were at the time when ministry of internal affairs ruled the scene! But what people are more confident of is that there is a deep internal rage in every Egyptian’s chest against the police and security forces that has COMPLETELY fled the scene for three long nights, a rage that’s still buried under the surface, and the only thing that’s holding from eruption is the fact that not a single police personal in a uniform has been seen in the streets since Friday evening, and if they were, there are treated at the civil checkpoints with doubt and total dismay! Only time will show how Egyptians will come to forgive these police forces for letting go of their own people’s security and protection.

OK…so i went to the Haikesteb again today….here’s how it goes:- Wakeup 7:00am, arrive in Haikesteb at 8:00am, the traffic was not as bad as last time…but it wasn’t smooth either.

- Parking again, and paying 2 LE….but not to find any place in the parking to leave my car….after a few rounds around the parking, some dude (el menady, from the previous post if you remember him, no it wasn’t the same guy) called me to park in a park nearby, off course, that was not included in the 2LE i already paid.

- I go and get on the stupid bus again, with the smelly people, and an extra 0.25LE to pay…to arrive at the entrance with the gates closed and THOUSANDS of people in a HUGE space waiting for the gates to open.

- I was terrified and thought i will never finish today and decided to leave….but i knew that these people are coming to the medical test…which is in a totally different place than mine, 5 minutes later, the gates are open, i had to wait like 10 minutes for the crowd to pass, then i entered, no one stopped me this time at the gates.

- I go to the same place as last time, to find the same army officer trying to organize the crowd, this time, he has a microphone and shouting at people, he was nice and made a few jokes, i went to him and gave him my ID to wait for my turn, he looked at me closely and recognized that i came before.

- A few minutes later, he left the room, and then things started to work the egyptian way, everyone is trying to speak with the employees on the windows, everyone is trying to use the chance that the officer is not there and bypass their turn to get it earlier.
I even heard this conversation between a boy and his father
Father: “go quickly before they notice you”
Boy: “but dad he has my id and told me to wait”
Father: “DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE WHOLE DAY FOR YOU??!!!@@@”

- This is a typical egyptian behavior, you need someone to force you obey the law and rules… you can never do it yourself, and if there is no punishment, you will break the law.
Egyptians love to mess up things, and LOVE to hack things and brag about how they done something in a way they shouldn’t do.
Also, we love to be in a chaos, any idea of organizing Egyptians, will lead to a complete failure. an excellent proof of what am saying is driving in Egypt, just go to a main street mid day and see for yourself, or even better!!! go to City Stars on the weekend and experience the world’s #1 chaos.

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Ok, so i bet you know what i mean by now.

 

- Anyway, the officer hear the noise, and returns, start shouting at everyone, humiliated a few people, he seemed pretty angry, again things started to get organized (relatively) and they started again calling people for service.

So, after waiting for an hour and a half, they called my name, i went gave the guy my papers and my ID and my father’s… luckily i didn’t need to bring a guarantor with me, it’s only needed if you’re under 21, you have to bring your father\uncle\cousin\grand father if your parents are divorced, you have to bring your mom too!!!!! this insane, a lot of people had failed trip to haikesteb because of that.
I don’t even imagine myself telling my mom or dad to come with me to this hell and wait all this long… i think they would prefer that i serve in the military, it would be easier.

- So i give the guy the papers, and he told me wait a few minutes and we’ll call your name again.
So minutes passes by, and i hear no one calling, i start to worry, seeing that the room is getting only full, no one leaves, people just come in. So i ask the army officer, he tells me that there is a committee of 5 people revising my papers, then delivered to a soldier who input this stuff on computer, and then given to another soldier who call the names and fill some other paper work and then you do something and that’s it, so it takes time, he told me not more than 15-30 mins.

- After 3 hours waiting….(YES! 3 **FRIGGIN** HOURS!) they managed to call my name again, i go there, the guy give me some kind of receipt, my ID and want to take my finger print….the reason for the finger print is in place of a signature!!!!
BUT I CAN F**** READ AND WRITE YOU IDIOTSSS!!!!! AM NOT ILLITERATE!
anyway, the soldier wouldn’t let me read what i was *agreeing* on, he said it’s normal *stuff* well, i was bored to death and wanted to leave so i didn’t argue with that and just gave him the finger!!! ( if you know what i mean! icon razz Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part II   أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الثانى )

I ask him where do i get the exemption from, he says i have to COME BACK 3 DAYS LATER!!!! with the receipt he gave me (WTF!!! You can just print it from the computer in front of you!!!JUST LET ME GO PLZZZZ)

Ok, so i give up, i head home, at least i got something done today….

On my way back, noticing the last bus leaving in fully booked!!there is no room for a fly inside, people standing on the bus steps, people hanging from the windows, it was a total mess.

I didn’t think of getting on it off course…so i go for the walk….well, i got used to it by now.

So, to summarize the day:

  • I wasted 5 hours in haikesteb on just delivering the papers, and “putting my finger print” on another
  • I wasted 2 hours in traffic
  • I haven’t got my exemption papers, i have to go back in 3 days.
  • I arrive to work at 3:00pm ( i should be there at 9:00am-10:00am)
  • I got bored to death

please wish me luck next time i go,,, i don’t want to suffer again, plz God!!!
my next adventure after getting the exemption will be: ” Getting a passport, for dummies” but i hear it’s much easier that this,,,well,, i will see for myself, very soon.

Yes, i just came back from “Haikesteb” for those who don’t know what Haikesteb is, it’s a vast place in the middle of the desert, on the borders of Cairo, where you have to present yourself for the obligatory military service.

Yegy wa7ed yes2alny, enta 3andak geish? agy ana a2olo la2!!! omal raye7 elhaikesteb leh ya captain? a2olo: 3ashan di balad bent **** ***** #@(*&$ #@(*& *&$@^*&!)~^

Ana el shab el 7ela, omy w abouya rabena ebtalahom beya ana bas….men yom ma etwaladt w omy w abouya mesh tay2en yeshofo 3eyal tany…

El mohem, di tany mara arou7 feha el haikesteb, ba3d maro7t awel mara, w 2alouly el wara2 el matloub wel lazy meno…

I got into my car early in the morning 8:00 am, i arrived there at 9:00 am, though it’s not so far from my home, but the traffic was incredible.

I had to pay 2le to park the car (DOH!!! you F**** force me to get into the army and make me pay too! ah ya welad el 7arameya!!!)
I knew from my previous visit, that i have to park, and then get into a rusty dusty old bus for 0.25le to get to the employees to finish your paper.

After being stuck in the bus like a Sardine fish

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We arrived, i try to get into the place, and there is this army soldier trying to organize the entrance, and shouting at people, he made us stand in a line, and made us buy a 1LE application form and let us in.

I found out later that i don’t need this form, but its ok, trying to pass the second gate, the other soldier tried to tell me that i need application form #6 gond!, i told him no thanks, he would’nt let me pass without it…i started to shout, a higher ranking officer came in, and again i didn’t need that application, so i made fun of him and passed, he was so pissed off icon smile Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part I   أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الأول which really made my day. icon biggrin Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part I   أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الأول hehehe

El mohem, going inside, the place is not bad at all, it looks like just renewed everything like a month or two, i give it 6-8 months to get all destroyed again.

I find hundreds of people trying to submit their papers, i have no idea where to go, or if my papers are complete or not.

Suddenly, a high ranking officer came in, trying to organize things, he ordered everyone to sit down, and took their ID cards and told them to wait until he called them.

I tried to ask if my papers are complete or not…but he instead took my ID too and told me to wait!!!!

I tried to ask him a few times if i need any more papers or not, but he refused to answer me.

After 1:15 (YES! you read it right, its one hour 15 minutes) of waiting they finally managed to call my name.

i go to the employee, first thing he say (without even looking at my paper) “hat estemara zar2a w ta3ala” (get the blue application and come back) !!! what the heck?? i go to the other office, i ask the soldier nicely to get me the application, instead he is telling jokes to his friends, i started to loose patience and raise my voice, he looks at me as if am a piece of dog poop and ignored me, as a punishment he started servicing other people who came later, again, i lose patience, i say a comment out in the wild implying on him, people laugh, and he through the application in my face, which i don’t respond to because i was not really in the moode. (again, how much the application costs? 17LE )

I get back to the first employee, to find out that i cant finish the papers today, guess why?

i bet you know, guess why?!!!

MY FATHER’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS F*@*($& MISSING!!!!!

This is bull s**** you could have told me this 2 hours ago and i would bring it and come another day! but no! i have to suffer, if am getting an exemption and i will escape from the daily suffer at the army, at least i have to suffer to get my exemption!!!

I go out, trying to catch the bus to get to my car, finding 6 buses already parked!! (i say to myself, WOW, nice i’ll get an easy ride) but ALAS!!! they are all on break…i wait 5-10 mins, another bus comes, and suddenly out of no where, 10000000 people running towards it trying to catch it.

Have you seen the movie Titanic? Remember the rescue scene?where everyone is trying to get into the boats? i’ve seen it! LIVE in the Haikesteb!

Offcourse i couldn’t get in, so i decided to walk, i had to do a 4KM walk in the desert, the weather was not really that bad, but it was not a nice walk am telling you…specially with an athlete like me icon razz Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part I   أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الأول
On my way, i found a woman selling coke\fanta\sprite so i got myself a can of sprite, again it costed 4le (double the normal price) but i really needed it.

Arriving the parking where i left my car, finding it crowded with cars, that there is NO WAY to get my car out, i go to the soldier where i bought the parking ticket he said: “wana a3melak eh? – what do you want me to do?” i said nothing and left…trying to push the cars to make a space for myself to go out…a young guy started to help me, finding out it’s the “menady” you know who is that if you live in egypt, its some kind of a parking assistance that expects you to give him money in return of nothing…..except this time he was useful to me icon smile Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part I   أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الأول

I get out hardly without scratching my car…and i gave him 1LE and went to work….

So, to summarize the day:

  • I wasted 4 hours of my life on nothing.
  • They could have told me the needed papers, or wrote it down on a piece of paper on on the wall so i dont have to wait more than hour in a stupid queue just to know that i miss a ***** birth certificate.
  • I paid a total of: 25.25LE(not counting what i paid last time, or what i’ll pay next time i go) – why do i have to pay all this!! Come on! am not going to the army you stupid idiots anyway!!!and am suffering with you already!!! don’t force me to hate the country! Make it free! its not my DARN responsibility to go to the army!
  • I was late for work
  • I suffered and lost my temper at least twice
  • Gained a 20% extra hate

Nasi7a, ehrab men el balad di, madam heya di el mo3amla, ma7adesh yestahel…

  • We are humans
  • Time is valuable, not all people sit on the coffee smoking me3asel all day long
  • Do not suck my blood and force me to pay you (e.g. parking, bus)
  • If you will force me to do a service for you, make it in a nice way, don’t be like “7asana wana sidak” don’t bully me!!! (mesh 2atawa heya wala ferda 7atkhodha meny!)

Last word, I HATE YOU ALL!!!! YES YOU!!!!!!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!