Charafantah's Cave

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened”

“Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver.”

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

These are some funny IRC (remember that old chatting program?) thought i would share:

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
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<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;””
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
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My Favorite Geeky quote (you will not understand if not programmer):

<Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it’s twice as big as it needs to be
<Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces?
<Jumper_> for a programmer it’s a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen